If i was a firefly i'd light up my ass at night!

Green Porno: Is a series of short films inspired by the bizarre and often weird way insects and other creatures .... do it. It was conceived by Isabella Rossellini who's long been a favorite of mine, not only because of her infamous performance "Blue Velvet"but because shes always been a creative force. Green Porno is her directorial debut and what a way to enter the directors ring... gloves on tight, trim and lean and ready to knock your opponents block off.

Green Porno is overtly sexual, humorous, titillating and just plain beautiful to watch. It's a sneak peak into the underground sex world of creepy crawlies.

It premiered at the Sundance film festival and the Berlin and Tribeca film festivals and now you can even get it on your mobile phone (if you have Helio). In fact it was designed with the tiny screen in mind and many of its creative choices were made for that purpose.

Green Porno! watch them all

The promo..

Are you a cop?

It's one of the more prevalent urban legends in the sex for money game, believing that if you ask an officer of the law straight out "are you a cop?" he or she must answer truthfully and spill his little law enforcement guts. Somehow asking that magic question will free you and you will no longer be eligible to go to the clink for doing something illegal.

Nothing could be further from the truth. Let me make this very clear.. cops are allowed to LIE. they can do all kinda of things when undercover to try to stop the bad guy (in this case consenting adults who want a little transacted naked fun) when working a drug case they can not only sell dope, but use it... what in the world makes people think that on a sex for money sting they couldn't do the same. Though i have been lucky enough to not ever have to come in contact with that side of the biz, i know ladies who have. Cops can touch you, get naked and of course LIE. I personally know a escort who after having sex with the undercover was arrested. Talk about insult to injury, his word against hers. Is that common? doubtful but that doesn't mean it can't and doesn't happen. What they can not do is entrap you, let me rephrase that. If they entrap you (ie though their actions convince you to commit a crime you were not already predisposed to) you have a good chance of getting that charge dropped at court. You still get arrested, finger printed, photographed and you still have to hire a lawyer and go to court. That solicitation charge is still on your record. Expunged records still have a footprint, so even if you go to all the expense and effort to get that charge wiped from your record someone somewhere will be able to see at some point you've been arrested.

fun huh?

Here are some interesting discussions and ridiculing of those who so blindly believe that what they've see on 70's TV shows like Starsky and Hutch and Baretta will save them from a night in the pokie.

Expert Law

Yahoo Answers

Erowid Vaults

Erowid Vaults have the most interesting and prolific one and though their slant is drugs, it's the SAME THING were talking vice.

It all boils down to there is always a risk when you ant to break the law (even a stupid one like prostitution), I'm sure for many that's part of the fun. So minimize your risk as much as you can. Ladies don't take unnecessary chances, screen your potential clients to make sure he's not only a nice guy but is who he says he is. No exceptions to your rules, it keeps you safe and free. Gents do your home work, know who it is you're seeing. That Playboy model who isn't established, doest have a website and is very explicit about her "menu" isn't really going to give you the world and then some for 150 bucks... think with the big head. It's the best way to stay out of trouble and out of the long reach of the law.

Now anyone can get sloppy or make a mistake and get caught up, its not the end of the world, it happens to the best of them.. if it does happen just wear it like a badge of honor....

But don't forget ... there is no magic question that will keep you safe and free, only using your brain can do that!

Sharing the prejudice of experience

Real friends will let you nail someone in their apartment while they are busy at work, oh and send someone your direction for the bangin'...

you girls rock ;)

I believe i made my point...

“You can lay down and die, or you can get up and fight

but that's it -- there's no turning back.”

I'm not sick from champagne, I'm sick from the sea

... okay really i just have the flu.

Oh i'm the mend now, i was too sick to post. i was only well enough to swig NyQuil and watch every episode of "deadliest catch" ever made half in and out of a fever induced stupor.

Yep i now know more about crab fishing then you!

Today page 32, tomorrow ... the world!

So it came out today, i had no advance copy and i wasn't sure how much i would be quoted. I found out because i got an email from The Ethical Slut (I just love her) telling me i was on page 32. I Jenny DeMilo have been quoted for the first time in a national publication. It's the first step in my goal of conquering the media and sharing my expertise on the hooker and john... errr provider and hobbyist subculture i have found myself involved in for the last several years.

They used some good quotes from me and gave me the prestigious first spot...Upper left baby! I'd also like to say that i am the priciest girl in the mix and i also used the word "Pussy" in my first nationally published quote. Oh hell yeah why not start it off right and with a bang!

This is just the first thing I've been working on to come to fruition, I have many things in the cooker ready to burst out! I'll keep you all posted as they trickle down the proverbial pike. This one hit the newsstands today April 25 2008.

Today page 32 in Radar Magizine... Tomorrow the world!

Americas Next Top Hooker

Who doesn't love Hookers and who doesn't love reality TV! I know i do.

welcome to my new show..... America's Next Top Hooker

The Pitch: a cross between Top Chef and Americas Next Top Model. 10 Ho's from all different parts of the biz, track walkers, Craig's List girls, highly reviewed escorts, high end very expensive courtesans live in a house together and compete in "Ho events" to gain the title "America's Next Top Hooker" oh and some kinda outlandish prize like money (hookers love money)... TBD ;)

The challenge events could get pretty outrageous... but for TV they might have to be toned down. Boo!

Catch Phrase: Every reality based lifestyle career game show needs a catch phrase these days. "you're fired" entered the popular vernacular and will forever be associated with Mr Trump, others maybe haven't fared so well. "this is your last cut" "please pack your knives and go" "you are NOT America's next top model" so a good catch phrase can carry a show. For Americas next top Hooker i suggest these catch phrases... (other suggestions welcome)

1. Take your envelope and go
2. leave the money on the night stand and get out
3. that was your last blow job

Networks: So of course Playboy TV is on the pitch list as well as HBO and Showtime (Showtime is the new HBO anyways) but maybe Comedy Central would have balls big enough to take a risk with this new reality based prostitution game show... even though their budgets are well known for being ridiculously low. The comedy gold possibilities are endless!

I think it could work, its got everything. Sex, sexy girls who will probably hate each other and do nasty shit to each other behind each other backs oh and sex.. of course you will need a crack legal team because anytime there is prostitution in the mix you gotta make sure all bases are covered and no one goes to the clink for a another dumb reality show .... I think the public is ready and with the success of celebrity rehab i think they will eat this new show up... hey America loves dug addicts why not hookers!

I'm pitching it i swear i am... steal my idea and die :)

Here Comes Trouble... Audrey Trouble!

I was lucky enough to get to photograph the adorable and quite spunky "Miss Audrey Trouble" She's great to work with, fun, sassy and just damn cute. This is a sample of the afternoons work, though working with Audrey is hardly work at all, shes a joy to aim my lens at. There sure are worse ways to spend an afternoon!

Yeah i know life's rough ;)

My blog is a dictatorship not a democracy

I welcome comments disagreeing with my point of view or taking exception to my thoughts, ideas, whatever. However if you trolls think i will approve comments where you call me a cunt or any other debasing name you can forget it. MAYBE i would have approved your little"anonymous" tirade if you had bothered to string a cohesive thought together and still called me names.... nawww, no i wouldn't have.

So you tweaked out, never was, waste of silicone, why don't you come back when you're not smoking crack and try to put together comment stating your opposing views that doesn't include flaming the blog owner (don't be such a dumb bitch) and MAYBE I'll approved your chicken shit, scared to post under your name, skeezed out, old hag, bony ass.

...maybe

Availble for comment!

Sometimes its not easy being your own press agent, okay its never easy but it's usually fun. So today i finish off my first press release. I'm in the process of putting together my mailing list; email, snail and fax. It's an exciting time for me, i hope that my 100th press release will be as much fun putting together as this first one has been.

With the article i worked on for a major magazine (a well kept secret until it hits the news stands in a week or so) This is the perfect time to be "available for comment" well that and the whole sex for sale scandal all over the news (thanks NY Governor Spitzer for your love of whores!) the media is primed and ready to go. I'm taking the financial analyst approach to being available for comment... so maybe it will work and maybe it wont. ahhh who am i kidding of course it will work. Advertising and marketing was what i really excelled in before Blow Jobs and i did that almost as well ;)

I heard some people are quaking in their chicken shit boots at the thought of Jenny DeMilo as a go to girl for the media in regards to escort world. Maybe those same people should have thought better of calling me a cunt over and over and passing around my private info. It's not my problem if they are all scared now that my platform is on the verge of being much broader and they didn't have the forethought to not be the worst kinda escort world sludge. Oh well sucks to be them. People who have bothered to take the time to speak to me or who know me aren't in the least bit scared. Why should they be... they have no reason to be.

I'm not afraid of anything.. My names Jenny DeMilo, I'm fearless and... I'm available for comment!