10 Things i did on Xmas, By Jenny DeMilo

I'm a pretty low key holiday person. I dont make a big whoopdedoo over holidays, except for my birthday. Which i celebrate like its the last day on earth. (i can't help it!) i do try to surround myself with friends and or family and try not travel to far from home. i usually end up in a bar of some kind, go figure.

10 things i did on xmas:

1. drank a mistle-to-tini
2. got felt up at a pirate bar
3. played rock band!
4. ate a bloody rare steak
5. made an ice cream cone for my sister
6. flashed my ex my cleavage
7. drank a joespher
8. told my dad he looked like Nick Noltes mug shot
9. smoked a cherry clove
10. smooched my pooch

yeah well not everyone roasts chestnuts by the fire in a fuzzy sweater!

Thank Goodness!

Things to be thankful for by Jenny DeMilo

I do this every year, sit down with pen and paper and quickly make a list of things I'm thankful for. Some years its more frivolous then others but its always honest and true.

1. 7 year olds with amazing reading skills
2. A man who loves me, no matter what i do for a living
3. Four walls and a roof
4. Cable!
5. Friends who text me at midnight to make sure i will have a place to eat dinner
6. Furry friends who chew up all my stuff
8. Miss Amy Gee
9. Vodka surprise
10. Diet Coke