"Give a man (or a woman) an anonymous account, and he'll eviscerate your self-esteem."

I ran across this article by Violet Blue and it just rings oh so true Blue. As someone who over recent times has been under siege by "anonymous trolls" and some not so anonymous, calling me any manner of terrible names in hopes of trying to make me feel bad about myself, Violets take on the phenomenon is spot on. They can can call you names, they can call you fat, and ugly and try to diminish what it i you have to say by pigeon holing you into some narrow minded view of what is beautiful, As if beauty in and of its self holds the key to everything informative or insightful but they can only try, they can not succeed if you don't let them.

I don't let them... my fat ass makes 4oo an hour, I'm happy with myself and very comfortable in my own skin, which makes me a dedicated and sexy fun escort well worth the price of admission, in fact I'm a goddamned bargain

One more reason why Violet Blue rocks

The Bat Phone!

I try not to put a number in my escort ads though sometimes i do. I prefer to be contacted by email if possible, gives me a chance to screen my new friends and since i was once a "phone girl" for an agency my patience is low for bullshit phone calls.

so today the Bat Phone rings....

Caller: hey baby, i saw your ad on Eros
Me: great, whats your name
Caller: so you have great curves
Me: thanks, whats your name?
Caller: how big is your ass baby
Me: ahh huh?
Caller: how big is your ass baby, ummm yeah how big is your ass
Me: ahhh I'm sorry what are you asking me
Caller: how big is your butt, your ass is fine how big is your ass
Me: its about to get much bigger i just ordered a pizza

then i hung up.

Its possible that this was a legitimate caller, (doubtful but possible) But really I'm not about to discuss the lovely dimensions of my juicy, round, spank-able ass on the phone out of the blue like that with someone who wont even tell me their name. Id like to think that i am just that exciting that you cant help but get right into the "ass" before you tell me who you are... but really i think it was just some dude jerking off on the phone.

If i wanted to get guys off on the phone, id open a phone sex service, i prefer to get them off in person!

The evil time sucker

I attempted to have a computer free weekend. I thought maybe i could kick it for 2 days, yanno like one would kick coffee or more appropriately heroin. I thought maybe by distracting myself with marathons of Law and Order, many Starbucks runs and long hours with the man in my life trying to seduce him into groping me 24/7 would do the trick.

alas it did not work, though i greatly reduced my computer time over the weekend i did not succeed in a computer free weekend. I supposed i will try again another weekend to put the evil time sucker down.. err mean my laptop!

Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe

I learned a little bit about friendships this week...

"A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world". ~Lois Wyse

Thanks for the cupcakes :)

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

People celebrate Easter in all kinds of ways. Some go on colorful painted egg hunts, (eggs laid by a rabbit even!) some people go to church and celebrate the resurection of Christ in a somber and reserved way and yet others have a spring fling pagen filled may pole dance fest. I will celebrate by meeting friends for French food at a small cafe and maybe i will raise a glass to the things in life that matter. Family, a man who loves me, good friends and the ability to live a life of your own choosing even if that life is a little off the beaten path.

Happy zombie Jesus day everyone! (oh i mean Easter)

Enough about me, what do you think about me?

Mini reviews being hijacked i see it more and more...

A mini review is a short blurb a "hobbyist" ie client writes about a "providers" ie escort. It's usually because a formal review takes a while and the dude wants to get the word out. She was great or she sucked. Almost all mini reviews are positive in nature.

What I've been observing lately is escorts who are not the escort being reviewed jumping on the mini review thread in a very thinly veiled attempt to steal the girls who are being written about thunder. To bring all the attention to herself. In many cases they don't even give the subject of the mini review time to thank her client for the acknowledgment. I find this kind of behavior classless and opportunistic. Are times that tough that you have to try to step on someone elses praise in hopes that you can get everyone to "look at me, look at me, look at me"? or is it a narcissistic need to always be the center of attention and not letting another girl have her moment and shine.... On her own goddamed mini review.

It reeks of desperation to me, peppered with little nuggets of a personality disorder to act in such a way over and over. Sure we all want attention, and in this biz attention can often equal money. However there is enough room for all of us to eat. Let someone else have their moment in the sun, especially on their own review. They were the one in the room making the client feel special not some opportunistic, insecure escort who must have all eyes on her no matter the situation.

Some girls just don't get it and will never be comfortable letting another female bask in the glow of her own accomplishments and sadly they just never will.

One of us! Gooble Gobble!

I forgot what it was like to have a paid out out there i haven't had one for a few months. It sure helps with biz. I'm getting plenty of work and its a good month so its so worth the expense. However there is also the little draw back of being more visible to not just the clients you want but the freaks!

here's some examples:

The blow smoke in my face guy... Yeah i told him to find a more experienced smoker, i couldn't smoke for an hour no matter how hard i tried, Id probably toss my cookies all over him. HOT huh?

The gently fuck me with a strap on guy... Ummm nope ain't gonna happen. i get the heeby jeebies just thinking about the creepy way he described what he wanted me to do to his "puckering ass flower"

The 19 year old professional fighter and full time student! okay if he had screening info i might have gone to see him but being as he was 19 he couldn't pass. I told him if he looked under 25 i was going to card him, that didn't chase him off, i told him it was an increased fee sine he was in Orange County, he was still interested... when i asked for references he couldn't provide them and really how am i going to verify someones occupation when hes a "professional fighter" besides those meat heads scare me. Ive seen the UFC. no thanks!

so that's a small smattering ... i gotten many requests from incall from gents who haven't read that they need to book that in advance and my phone did ring at 6am this morning (yeah they got sent to voice mail) and I've gotten a strange amount of guys who just don't do any research at all. I always direct them to how to find me online so they know what they are getting themselves into. I like an informed client, if they want a giggly hair flipping barbie doll, it aint gonna happen, if they want a real, breathing, thinking, alive, lusty women who will rock their body and their mind.. well hot damn they hit the gold mine.

99 Luft Boobloons?

And not once did they use my favorite word for boobs... Which is of course...

GOLDEN BOZOS!

Jazmine

Here's a little tidbit from my shoot the other day. I was lucky enough to have been chosen to shoot the lovely and adorable Jazmine for her first professional phtoshoot. It was a real treat to work with such a fresh, sweet and professional young woman.

Jazz was eager to do some good work, took direction very well, was professional and was just plain old pleasant to be around. Both my make up girl (little blondie) and myself had a great afternoon with Jazz and her little furry companion. (woof!)

Okay back to work for me on Jazz's pictures!

Stranger things have happened

The boyfriend and i are talking about moving in together, this is a big step. I'm a very independent girl and hes a very independent man. It will probably happen we just need to find our middle ground, oh and have duel as to which part of town we will live in.

20 passes, turn and shoot... the winner gets to choose!

Big things on the horizon!

I cant give it away just yet, but there is something a brewin' in Jenny land guaranteed to knock your socks off. Okay maybe it will knock my panties off and not your socks... well it will knock something off, i assure you.

sorry to be so cryptic but I'm not allowed to spill the major media beans just yet.. soon my pretties... soon!

No Pain, No Gain

Paying for advertising is a pain in the ass. Wouldn't we all like our business to boom with little or no investment in them. Yeah that would be awesome however that's also living in a fucking dream bubble. If you think you can grow a business (any business) and not invest in it yeah I'm talking monetarily, then you are just being naive at best.

A professional escort needs professional photos, a laptop, nice lingerie, a website, and some PAID advertising on a well known tried and true legitimate escort mall website. Sure you can scrimp and cut corners (hell i do however i can) but you really need to think about how you want people to perceive you. Do you want to b a courtesan, or a cyber street ho. I know which end of the scale i hope to be seen as.

Escort advertising is god damned expensive, the reputable websites nickel and dime you to death. Extra fees from everything to additional pictures to text changes. It sucks and its costly however, i make 400 bucks an hour and im bitching and moaning because i have to pony on up to the table with 3...4...5 hundred bucks? with a simple 300 clam investment i plan on reaping at least a few grand... so really what is there to complain about. You really do have to invest money to make money and the escort biz is no different, its just a little more naked.

kinda puts in in perspective huh?